Post by babatunde on Apr 9, 2021 20:59:29 GMT
Averie Stardust went really fast around the edge of a skating rink, moving at a lightning pace that warmed her thigh and leg muscles up. She demonstrated a quad axel for Babatunde, twirling effortlessly in the air, and then landing perfectly as if it was no big deal.
Babatunde looked on nervously, Averie made it look easy, but it was far from easy in his eyes.
He laced up his skates and skated towards Averie which was straightforward enough. He then attempted a twirl as Averie did, but instead of a quad axel he went for a backward crossover flying sit spin. This was challenging enough for a professional, let alone an amateur like Babatunde.
He botched the move and clattered to the floor awkwardly. He howled out in pain as if an elephant stampede had just hit him. Averie quickly rushed to check on him.
"Oh-NO! Babatunde, that was a nasty fall. Are you ok?"
Clearly, he was not okay, but being a stubborn man he wasn’t going to tell her that. He awkwardly giggled and gave Averie a thumbs up.
"Not as bad as doze splinters you hab to pluck out me bum-bom after we face Corner and No-elle last show. You remember was big ouchie???"
Averie nodded.
"Oh, I remember. I found splinters in places I didn’t think splinters could go. You took it like a champ."
Babatunde smiled as he quickly forgot about the excruciating pain he was in.
"Nduh it was all foh greater gud, coz you got us da win, and I won my first professional wrestling match ever. Skating not sumting I can do, but you know what you say…"
"Practice makes perfect?"
"Jes! I keep at it. No can skate, hokay no problem. But what I can do is say little Jimmy boy... happy birthday. Afrikaans style."
He kipped himself in a seated position on the skating rink.
"Baie geluk met jou verjaarsdag Jimmy!"
"I’m not going to even attempt to repeat that Baba."
"Yes hope Jimmy has good verjaarsadag. Wat wud make even butter verjaarsadag for Jimmy is him watching me wrestle Hatchet Gully good."
Averie concurred.
"Oh I’m sure Jimmy will. Hopefully, I have a good match against Naty."
Babatunde was full of praise for Averie's opponent.
"Naty... good lady, she helps me improve muh wrestling. She, Bembe, LT Troy, all very kind people help Baba be a butter wrestler. I tank dem. Wrestler helping new wrestler dis good."
He then looked sad.
"You noe who not help anybody?”
“Hatchet Gully and Ashley Quid?”
“Eye only hab twu convahsationz wid Ashley hokay."
He held one finger up.
"One before Tanksgiving show when I have arm wrestle against Jerzay Jam and good friend Ben Everest. See Ashley, put finger in mouf. I ask 'How deep you put finger Ashley?'... Ashley get big mad straightaway and say about as deep as I put finger up my bum."
"I not a hippo, no finger myself up butt haha. No prostate doctor eder, she need go dentist fix teeth...
Den she say I do finger bum at doctor. She gamble dat it my favorite. People have dental care in America, what a wonderful country. Back home in Namibia, any problem with teeth, either mouthwash with elephant tusk, or go to Voodoo Vanessa who giv special powder. Make perlee white, not albino, but white enough you make Oral B commercial. Good money."
He held a second finger up.
"Den one time I tell Ashleey dat Moo-shyn she and Gully make tayst even butter with grapes. Ashley get angry agains sey 'Word is right dere for me to copy yet I still fucked up'. Tell me she don’t know. Ask Hatchet."
"So not only she tink I should finger bum at doctor, Ashley also berry grumpy my english baad. I liek see her come Namibia speak fluent Afrikaan. She struggle eye telling you."
Even Hatchet would struggle with it.
"Hatchet I noe ask you four moo-shyn at Jimmy bird day party. We wrestle ok. You wrestle long time, me wrestle short time."
Facts.
"You suppose to be butter, but me improving slowly. Dis why I liken et en America. Great country. Land of opportunity. Des match against you, another opportunity. Get drunk on your moo-shyn after Jimmy party, because dat only victory you going to get.“
“Baba coming for the boom. You en big doom! Watch out!"
Babatunde looked on nervously, Averie made it look easy, but it was far from easy in his eyes.
He laced up his skates and skated towards Averie which was straightforward enough. He then attempted a twirl as Averie did, but instead of a quad axel he went for a backward crossover flying sit spin. This was challenging enough for a professional, let alone an amateur like Babatunde.
He botched the move and clattered to the floor awkwardly. He howled out in pain as if an elephant stampede had just hit him. Averie quickly rushed to check on him.
"Oh-NO! Babatunde, that was a nasty fall. Are you ok?"
Clearly, he was not okay, but being a stubborn man he wasn’t going to tell her that. He awkwardly giggled and gave Averie a thumbs up.
"Not as bad as doze splinters you hab to pluck out me bum-bom after we face Corner and No-elle last show. You remember was big ouchie???"
Averie nodded.
"Oh, I remember. I found splinters in places I didn’t think splinters could go. You took it like a champ."
Babatunde smiled as he quickly forgot about the excruciating pain he was in.
"Nduh it was all foh greater gud, coz you got us da win, and I won my first professional wrestling match ever. Skating not sumting I can do, but you know what you say…"
"Practice makes perfect?"
"Jes! I keep at it. No can skate, hokay no problem. But what I can do is say little Jimmy boy... happy birthday. Afrikaans style."
He kipped himself in a seated position on the skating rink.
"Baie geluk met jou verjaarsdag Jimmy!"
"I’m not going to even attempt to repeat that Baba."
"Yes hope Jimmy has good verjaarsadag. Wat wud make even butter verjaarsadag for Jimmy is him watching me wrestle Hatchet Gully good."
Averie concurred.
"Oh I’m sure Jimmy will. Hopefully, I have a good match against Naty."
Babatunde was full of praise for Averie's opponent.
"Naty... good lady, she helps me improve muh wrestling. She, Bembe, LT Troy, all very kind people help Baba be a butter wrestler. I tank dem. Wrestler helping new wrestler dis good."
He then looked sad.
"You noe who not help anybody?”
“Hatchet Gully and Ashley Quid?”
“Eye only hab twu convahsationz wid Ashley hokay."
He held one finger up.
"One before Tanksgiving show when I have arm wrestle against Jerzay Jam and good friend Ben Everest. See Ashley, put finger in mouf. I ask 'How deep you put finger Ashley?'... Ashley get big mad straightaway and say about as deep as I put finger up my bum."
"I not a hippo, no finger myself up butt haha. No prostate doctor eder, she need go dentist fix teeth...
Den she say I do finger bum at doctor. She gamble dat it my favorite. People have dental care in America, what a wonderful country. Back home in Namibia, any problem with teeth, either mouthwash with elephant tusk, or go to Voodoo Vanessa who giv special powder. Make perlee white, not albino, but white enough you make Oral B commercial. Good money."
He held a second finger up.
"Den one time I tell Ashleey dat Moo-shyn she and Gully make tayst even butter with grapes. Ashley get angry agains sey 'Word is right dere for me to copy yet I still fucked up'. Tell me she don’t know. Ask Hatchet."
"So not only she tink I should finger bum at doctor, Ashley also berry grumpy my english baad. I liek see her come Namibia speak fluent Afrikaan. She struggle eye telling you."
Even Hatchet would struggle with it.
"Hatchet I noe ask you four moo-shyn at Jimmy bird day party. We wrestle ok. You wrestle long time, me wrestle short time."
Facts.
"You suppose to be butter, but me improving slowly. Dis why I liken et en America. Great country. Land of opportunity. Des match against you, another opportunity. Get drunk on your moo-shyn after Jimmy party, because dat only victory you going to get.“
“Baba coming for the boom. You en big doom! Watch out!"
