Post by 𝗠𝗔𝗬𝗙𝗔𝗜𝗥 on Mar 7, 2021 13:15:13 GMT
Conor was as usual just elated to be a part of the theatrics involved with a Cheap Pops Wrestling show, and by elated, we mean completely disgusted and disgruntled with it all. Conor sat in the limousine that they’d rented, looking none too happy. Nearby sat Noelle Laurent who was dressed to the nines. Conor saw little use for dressing fancy considering they would be wrestling, but, he would never tell her not to do anything she desired to do, and it was always a feast for his eyes to see her in any manner of dress.
MAYFAIR
“Why is that driver taking so bloody long? The show has a start time and…”
LAURENT
“Conor, honey, shh. Just relax, we’ll be there soon, and then we have to walk the blue carpet.”
MAYFAIR
“Why is the carpet blue, anyway? What was wrong with red? If it isn’t broke, don’t fucking fix it…”
As per the usual, she exhibited patience with Conor and his issues with anger. He was easily annoyed and that in turn made him more dangerous… but he had very little patience when it came to the more stupendous elements of Cheap Pops Wrestling. Yet here he was, seemingly aware they were being recorded, and he was on camera. Why not use the time to talk, he thought?
LAURENT
“Relax. Think about what we’re going to do to Babatunde and Averie Stardust…”
MAYFAIR
“Do not even get me started… they’re unproven, untested. For the very first moments of tag team activity, Tony has chosen a team that has never once been together, that actually competed on the very last show against one another against a proven entity like ourselves. Outright disgusting, and they’ll suffer by our hands… when they look for someone responsible, they only have one person to blame.”
LAURENT
“Tony, of course.”
MAYFAIR
“You pick up fast… were the Cheap Pops worth it, Tony? Were they worth the utter annihilation of Babatunde and Averie? We are not a sideshow routine, we are not two fools you can throw in the ring and make play your little games. On the previous instance of Cheap Pops, you made them ride Mechanical Bulls as an athletic contest… and now you put them in front of a charging bull, and they will get the horns.”
He paused for a moment, realizing he was ranting.
LAURENT
“Don’t stop on my account.”
MAYFAIR
“Oh?”
LAURENT
“You know what it does to me when you’re angry…”
MAYFAIR
“Of course, but perhaps you could tell me again…”
Before he could get into that, with her, as they inched closer to one another… apparently they had arrived. But this was strange, it was a building with a sign that read ‘The Blue Carpet’.
DRIVER
“We’re here.”
MAYFAIR
“I… doubt that.”
DRIVER
“Hey bud, all’s I knows is, the wrestling company said to get yous twos to the Blue Carpet. This is the Blue Carpet.”
He had his misgivings, but soon he found his way out of the vehicle. He took Noelle’s hand, both of them conflicted. This wasn’t right, and yet they wandered into the building. Strange music blared, and upon entry, several people were painted blue… Honestly Tony had found worse venues, he thought, at first.
MAYFAIR
“I know a lot about hell, being the devil, this is it?”
LAURENT
“... I’m pretty sure that one is Smurfette.”
MAYFAIR
“This is not at all related to the blue carpet.”
SMURFETTE
“Oh I’ll show you a blue carpet, honey.”
This did not sit right with Noelle, and for once, she seemed to be the one who was angry…
LAURENT
“I’ll take this one.”
MAYFAIR
“I’ll make some calls and get directions.”
Soon, Noelle wandered towards the woman dressed as slutty Smurfette and took her by the hair and began to give her a proper thrashing. Meanwhile, Conor messed with his phone when a guy wandered up by him.
RANDOM GUY
“You must be Gargamel, huh? I got something for you to gar…”
Before he could say anything else, Conor was slamming the man head first into the wall. Soon, they would adjust their course, soon, they would walk the blue carpet. But to walk the blue carpet, sometimes you had to walk into the world's only smurf themed strip club.
