Post by babatunde on Jan 24, 2021 5:09:31 GMT
Life in America had been hard. It was not like the luxury of Africa where Babatunde Garamunde lived like a king. Since being in America, he had played the drums at the Halloween show, because apparently Tony thinks all Africans can play the Bongo Drums, and was about just as stereotypical and racist as Jim Luzzatto's view on Babatunde having to carry his bags because he's black. Babatunde then beat Jim to get his vitamins that he had asked so nicely for on the first day he got here, followed by getting mauled by an arm giant in Ben Everest.
However those version of events were never told by Tony, stupid idiot got arrested and couldn't get out despite Santana falsely planting drugs on him. In his version of events, or reality Babatunde lost after getting distracted by microphone feedback. It sounded like a bomb to Babatunde, but apparently technicality difficulties are common in the U S A.
Which brings us to Dean Austins, Six Shooter Saloon. He would have to face off against his girlfriend? Wait did he actually ask Averie that? He can't remember? Maybe they're just at the friend stage. That sounds more accurate.
Anyhoo, they had been on two dates, whether as friends or lovers I don't even know to be honest, but it's safe to say that whether it was Baba's or Averie's, their milkshake brought all the boys/girls/binary/non-binary/cats to the yard.
"And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I can teach you, but I have to charge"
Maybe Babatunde could come up with a grape milkshake. Because everyone loves grapes.
Babatunde had hoped he would get to wrestle, but instead he was stuck in riding an mechanical bull match.
Riding animals was nothing new to Babatunde. He had ridden elephants, donkeys, lions, hippopotamuses, crocodiles, and hyenas as many of these animals would try attack the tourists while on his safari tour guides. But an electrical animal that was new territory for him.
One thing was for sure, now that he had Jersey Jim's vitamins, he was getting a lot of muscles at a rapid rate, and he was having a lot more frequent bathroom visits from something called creatine? His skin was also peeling off as if he was suffering from Vitiligo like Michael Jackson did before he moonwalked out of this world.
So how tough was he getting. Pretty tough. He could bench press a bag of 10kg rice but his form was terrible. He would get there eventually.
He's not sure whether he's well equipped to win a mechanical bull match, but he'll sure as hell try. In reality it doesn't matter because no one else in Tonys Cheap Poop Pro could ride a wild animal like Baba could back in Africa, so he was the real winner in life. And if nothing else, atleast after it's all said and done Averie and himself can go for another round of milkshakes. Which totally counts as their second or third date.
Why did Babatunde not say anything in this promo. Pay attention, he's sleeping and I'm not waking him up. But he would be wide awake to a play a bull version of buckaroo! on... there's no date on the card so I guess it's happening in 2022 at this rate.
However those version of events were never told by Tony, stupid idiot got arrested and couldn't get out despite Santana falsely planting drugs on him. In his version of events, or reality Babatunde lost after getting distracted by microphone feedback. It sounded like a bomb to Babatunde, but apparently technicality difficulties are common in the U S A.
Which brings us to Dean Austins, Six Shooter Saloon. He would have to face off against his girlfriend? Wait did he actually ask Averie that? He can't remember? Maybe they're just at the friend stage. That sounds more accurate.
Anyhoo, they had been on two dates, whether as friends or lovers I don't even know to be honest, but it's safe to say that whether it was Baba's or Averie's, their milkshake brought all the boys/girls/binary/non-binary/cats to the yard.
"And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I can teach you, but I have to charge"
Maybe Babatunde could come up with a grape milkshake. Because everyone loves grapes.
Babatunde had hoped he would get to wrestle, but instead he was stuck in riding an mechanical bull match.
Riding animals was nothing new to Babatunde. He had ridden elephants, donkeys, lions, hippopotamuses, crocodiles, and hyenas as many of these animals would try attack the tourists while on his safari tour guides. But an electrical animal that was new territory for him.
One thing was for sure, now that he had Jersey Jim's vitamins, he was getting a lot of muscles at a rapid rate, and he was having a lot more frequent bathroom visits from something called creatine? His skin was also peeling off as if he was suffering from Vitiligo like Michael Jackson did before he moonwalked out of this world.
So how tough was he getting. Pretty tough. He could bench press a bag of 10kg rice but his form was terrible. He would get there eventually.
He's not sure whether he's well equipped to win a mechanical bull match, but he'll sure as hell try. In reality it doesn't matter because no one else in Tonys Cheap Poop Pro could ride a wild animal like Baba could back in Africa, so he was the real winner in life. And if nothing else, atleast after it's all said and done Averie and himself can go for another round of milkshakes. Which totally counts as their second or third date.
Why did Babatunde not say anything in this promo. Pay attention, he's sleeping and I'm not waking him up. But he would be wide awake to a play a bull version of buckaroo! on... there's no date on the card so I guess it's happening in 2022 at this rate.
