Post by Averie Stardust on Jan 24, 2021 3:54:02 GMT
Averie is dressed in a cowgirl outfit that is, of course, all cow print. She’s a long way from the farm, not a single live cow in sight as she stands in front of a wall that’s dotted with a few trophies and coloured rosettes. She adjusts the camera to make sure she’s in frame and smiles in her usual, awkward way.
“WELLLLLL things haven’t really been going the way that I hoped they would, I mean does anybody really hope to lose every professional match they have? I’m going to go out on a limb here and say the answer is no… That’s alright though, because it just means when I finally get everything in place and I show the whole world what I’m capable of, it will be all the more impressive.
And I got a feeling this week may just be my week! Do you know why? Because of what’s behind me right here, it’s my rodeo awards!! Yeah that’s right i’ve competed in more than a few rodeos, if that doesn’t tell you how tough I am when it comes to something like a mechanical bull match, then what will?
I may not be much of a cowgirl, as I am a COW-girl… that doesn’t mean I haven’t kicked all the butt when it comes to RODEO! And I know my opponent this week has a bit of a soft spot for me, but I don’t think that’s going to make him go easy on me. And for sure it’s not going to make me go easy on him. I got a whole host of things to prove and right now i gotta be honest, I’d settle for just proving I can actually wrestle!
Because I can, honest!! And I’m going to prove it this week, now I know I said that before, heck I say it like every time, but you have to believe in yourself right? Because if you don’t believe in you, then who will? This time I’ve got a match that’s right up my alley!! I can’t even tell you guys how excited I am for this match, I don’t even really know what mechanical bull match is going to entail… but I do know being certified bovine lover - don’t make that weird ok? - being a certified bovine lover, means I’ve definitely got a head start on this one!”
Averie makes some attempt to mean mug the camera, but it’s just not in her nature and so instead, she does a couple of little rodeo queen moves that, well, dancing isn’t her strong suit either but she’s giving that a good old try just like she does everything else!
“Rodeo bulls are a lot like the mechanical ones, only I don’t think we can make the mechanical ones angry? So that’s good. Bull horns for weapons is a little crazy even for Tony, right??
So ok, I won’t be winning any rodeo queen contest and I’m not the prettiest clown at the rodeo. But I got a lot of resilience and even more heart and that’s just gonna be enough this time, I can feel it!
And I know Baba is kinda worried about us having a match. Cause he’s super nice and we had milkshakes and OMG ok they were really good. But. BUT! We can both be professionals and that means having a good clean rumble and then loser buys shakes after.
Unless we have to ride the bull and then maybe we had better rethink the milkshakes, he kinda got sicky just watching one before. So here’s hoping we don’t ride them, or maybe I should hope we do? Cause then I probably will win no matter what?
But anyway, the point is that this is a match for the COW girl and I won’t let anything, not even a winning smile, distract me from finally getting a W!!”
Awkward finger guns finish the whole thing up, before the screen is flipped upside down and Averie has a struggle moment turning the camera off, cutting the screen to black.
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“WELLLLLL things haven’t really been going the way that I hoped they would, I mean does anybody really hope to lose every professional match they have? I’m going to go out on a limb here and say the answer is no… That’s alright though, because it just means when I finally get everything in place and I show the whole world what I’m capable of, it will be all the more impressive.
And I got a feeling this week may just be my week! Do you know why? Because of what’s behind me right here, it’s my rodeo awards!! Yeah that’s right i’ve competed in more than a few rodeos, if that doesn’t tell you how tough I am when it comes to something like a mechanical bull match, then what will?
I may not be much of a cowgirl, as I am a COW-girl… that doesn’t mean I haven’t kicked all the butt when it comes to RODEO! And I know my opponent this week has a bit of a soft spot for me, but I don’t think that’s going to make him go easy on me. And for sure it’s not going to make me go easy on him. I got a whole host of things to prove and right now i gotta be honest, I’d settle for just proving I can actually wrestle!
Because I can, honest!! And I’m going to prove it this week, now I know I said that before, heck I say it like every time, but you have to believe in yourself right? Because if you don’t believe in you, then who will? This time I’ve got a match that’s right up my alley!! I can’t even tell you guys how excited I am for this match, I don’t even really know what mechanical bull match is going to entail… but I do know being certified bovine lover - don’t make that weird ok? - being a certified bovine lover, means I’ve definitely got a head start on this one!”
Averie makes some attempt to mean mug the camera, but it’s just not in her nature and so instead, she does a couple of little rodeo queen moves that, well, dancing isn’t her strong suit either but she’s giving that a good old try just like she does everything else!
“Rodeo bulls are a lot like the mechanical ones, only I don’t think we can make the mechanical ones angry? So that’s good. Bull horns for weapons is a little crazy even for Tony, right??
So ok, I won’t be winning any rodeo queen contest and I’m not the prettiest clown at the rodeo. But I got a lot of resilience and even more heart and that’s just gonna be enough this time, I can feel it!
And I know Baba is kinda worried about us having a match. Cause he’s super nice and we had milkshakes and OMG ok they were really good. But. BUT! We can both be professionals and that means having a good clean rumble and then loser buys shakes after.
Unless we have to ride the bull and then maybe we had better rethink the milkshakes, he kinda got sicky just watching one before. So here’s hoping we don’t ride them, or maybe I should hope we do? Cause then I probably will win no matter what?
But anyway, the point is that this is a match for the COW girl and I won’t let anything, not even a winning smile, distract me from finally getting a W!!”
Awkward finger guns finish the whole thing up, before the screen is flipped upside down and Averie has a struggle moment turning the camera off, cutting the screen to black.
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