Post by Averie Stardust on Oct 29, 2020 23:18:13 GMT
”Boo?”
It’s not much of a scare, basically a question as opposed to intent to cause a fright. Averie jumps out from behind a tree cloaked in a white sheet with holes for her eyes and her signature space buns. Her choice of locale doesn’t lend much to the spooky theme either, a kids playground with a two piece swing set and some jungle gym equipment. Nobody could accuse her of trying to be the star of the next Hamar Horror movie! Which interestingly enough? Was about as spooky as the young Cow obsessed wrestler ever got.
”Okay so, it’s not very scary… but I’m really not big on the scary thing. I don’t think it’s something to be messed with, Halloween is a celebration that has been turned into an excuse to scare people as much as possible! Now don’t get me wrong, I love free candy as much as the next person but…. people all done up like the dead leaping out of dark corners to make you scream? No thanks.”
She waves her arms a little in her homemade ghost costume and gets tied up. Sighing loudly she yanks at the sheet with some frustration. It was readily apparent that her chosen costume for this tape, wasn’t the one she opted for in the ring. With one loss behind her already, stacking the odds willfully against herself wouldn’t be the smart call.
”Don’t worry though! Because right now, TO-DAY I am gonna reveal my actual costume for the match. No prizes if you guess it right though…”
As she rips off the sheet, she’s wearing a blue cow onesie underneath, her smile stretched across her face.
”Tada! It’s UDDERLY delightful, don’t you think? Last show the guys wouldn’t let me ride a Real cow to the ring! Totally unfair! So I figured I could be the cow! It was a MOOment of genius on my part, don’t you think?!”
She does absolutely nothing to hide the fact that she’s laughing at her own terrible puns. Pushing her hands into the pocket, she leans in a little as though she’s about to tell the camera, which is just her cellphone propped up in a tree, a secret.
”Last time, I didn’t get the win but I did get some pretty awesome experience. I’ve been studying my tapes and conversing with my Bovine brethren about how to do better this time. And Chester, the cow I was gonna ride to the ring, he made a really great point about how mistakes in the past becomes successes in the future! Like, there was one time when I was ten or something and I had convinced my dad that I was SO old enough to go out for Halloween by myself. He didn’t really want to let me and suggested I go with my much older cousin who lived down the block. But I pulled up my socks, they were these really cool knee high socks with skeletons on them! But anyway anyway I pulled up my socks and I went out alone!
Kids are pretty mean, a couple of boys stole my candy and by the time I ran back to get my cousin? I couldn’t find them anywhere. I didn’t get to take much candy home. It SUCKED.
Sooo the next year? Instead of going trick or treating I just took candy from the smaller kids!”
She’s stone faced for less than half a minute before Averie is cracking up laughing, holding her belly as though she’s just told the funniest joke to ever be told.
”Not REALLY! I’m no COW-ard! The next year I was prepared for the bullies to try and take my candy and I fought them off like a cow-girl possessed! And see, here’s the thing Johnny; I want this win even more than I wanted to keep my candy. And I’m Pretty confident that just like when I was eleven? I’m ready to turn my last mistake into my new success!
Johnny, we’re gonna have a fun time no matter what and maybe after we can grab some candy apples or Bob for regular ones or something?”
Averie is distracted by her own words for a moment, thinking about the delicious treat and how it’s one of her favorites. If she knew anything about editing she would’ve taken that out in post. But she doesn’t so she didn’t.
”That's all for now, I hope you were aMOOsed by what you Herd! ”
It’s not much of a scare, basically a question as opposed to intent to cause a fright. Averie jumps out from behind a tree cloaked in a white sheet with holes for her eyes and her signature space buns. Her choice of locale doesn’t lend much to the spooky theme either, a kids playground with a two piece swing set and some jungle gym equipment. Nobody could accuse her of trying to be the star of the next Hamar Horror movie! Which interestingly enough? Was about as spooky as the young Cow obsessed wrestler ever got.
”Okay so, it’s not very scary… but I’m really not big on the scary thing. I don’t think it’s something to be messed with, Halloween is a celebration that has been turned into an excuse to scare people as much as possible! Now don’t get me wrong, I love free candy as much as the next person but…. people all done up like the dead leaping out of dark corners to make you scream? No thanks.”
She waves her arms a little in her homemade ghost costume and gets tied up. Sighing loudly she yanks at the sheet with some frustration. It was readily apparent that her chosen costume for this tape, wasn’t the one she opted for in the ring. With one loss behind her already, stacking the odds willfully against herself wouldn’t be the smart call.
”Don’t worry though! Because right now, TO-DAY I am gonna reveal my actual costume for the match. No prizes if you guess it right though…”
As she rips off the sheet, she’s wearing a blue cow onesie underneath, her smile stretched across her face.
”Tada! It’s UDDERLY delightful, don’t you think? Last show the guys wouldn’t let me ride a Real cow to the ring! Totally unfair! So I figured I could be the cow! It was a MOOment of genius on my part, don’t you think?!”
She does absolutely nothing to hide the fact that she’s laughing at her own terrible puns. Pushing her hands into the pocket, she leans in a little as though she’s about to tell the camera, which is just her cellphone propped up in a tree, a secret.
”Last time, I didn’t get the win but I did get some pretty awesome experience. I’ve been studying my tapes and conversing with my Bovine brethren about how to do better this time. And Chester, the cow I was gonna ride to the ring, he made a really great point about how mistakes in the past becomes successes in the future! Like, there was one time when I was ten or something and I had convinced my dad that I was SO old enough to go out for Halloween by myself. He didn’t really want to let me and suggested I go with my much older cousin who lived down the block. But I pulled up my socks, they were these really cool knee high socks with skeletons on them! But anyway anyway I pulled up my socks and I went out alone!
Kids are pretty mean, a couple of boys stole my candy and by the time I ran back to get my cousin? I couldn’t find them anywhere. I didn’t get to take much candy home. It SUCKED.
Sooo the next year? Instead of going trick or treating I just took candy from the smaller kids!”
She’s stone faced for less than half a minute before Averie is cracking up laughing, holding her belly as though she’s just told the funniest joke to ever be told.
”Not REALLY! I’m no COW-ard! The next year I was prepared for the bullies to try and take my candy and I fought them off like a cow-girl possessed! And see, here’s the thing Johnny; I want this win even more than I wanted to keep my candy. And I’m Pretty confident that just like when I was eleven? I’m ready to turn my last mistake into my new success!
Johnny, we’re gonna have a fun time no matter what and maybe after we can grab some candy apples or Bob for regular ones or something?”
Averie is distracted by her own words for a moment, thinking about the delicious treat and how it’s one of her favorites. If she knew anything about editing she would’ve taken that out in post. But she doesn’t so she didn’t.
”That's all for now, I hope you were aMOOsed by what you Herd! ”